I wish that everytime my dad logged onto a computer, it would freeze. This is the bazillionth time we've gone past our bandwidth limit more than a week before the end of the month. You're so unfair, dad. Now it's going to take so long to download all those slides for uni, download those lecture mp3s and watch the videos I want on YouTube. And don't say it's a shared connection and we all used that 10GB equally. You know you watch and download the most. Heck, you probably even download in your sleep.
FUCKING HELL.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Things I did today
- Woke up and just layed (is it layed or lay? my English is starting to suck) there thinking for an hour
- Painted my nails pink
- Fought with my sister over the TV remote and lost because my parents are always on her side
- Tried to do my required readings for Anthropology but gave up after too many distractions
- Played wii Tennis with my mom and complained about how Eliza is such a bitch
- Made four paper cranes (4 down, 996 to go!)
- Looked at more Macbook info
- Ate too much chocolate
- Watched The Cat In The Hat
- Switched the lights off for Earth Hour
- Played Sudoku on my dad's phone for half an hour and still couldn't finish it, even with a couple of damn hints
I reached my bandwidth limit. Booooo.
1) What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left
2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
No
3) What color is your razor?
One is purple, one is pink
4) What is your blood type?
Not sure.
5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Um... William Beckett :D
6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
I dunno. I mean, I hope no one's started one.
7) How do you feel about carrots?
Vegetables and I are not friends.
8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
6. But only 4 are actually used.
9) Which is the best Spice Girl?
Posh and you know it.
10) Do you know what time it is?
9:21.
11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Most :/
12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Freak out and worry that I'll starve
13) What's your favorite kind of gum?
Grape Hubba Bubba
15) Do you have a crush on anyone?
No
16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yes
17) Do you like to sleep?
LOVE it
18) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings Time?
No
19.
Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Of course
20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
...no. A pink car would be nice
21) What's something you've always wanted?
A brain
22) Do you have hairy legs?
No
24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Neither, thanks
25) Do you wear a lot of black?
Not a lot
26) Describe your hair?
Long, dark brown and pink (with bits of purple starting to show)
7) Do you have Entomophobia?
...*Googles* OH MY GOD YES!
28) Are you an adult?
I sure as hell don't act like one
9) Where is/are your best friend(s)?
At their houses?
30) Do you have a tan?
Um..nope
31) Are you a television addict?
I don't watch as much as I used to
32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yeah she's cool
33) Are you a sugar freak?
I've eaten so much chocolate in the past week
34) Do you like orange juice?
It's okay. Depends on what brand, with/without pulp.. Actually just give me Tang.
35) What sign are you?
Pisces
36) Where do you wish you were right now?
I actually don't mind where I am.
Left
2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
No
3) What color is your razor?
One is purple, one is pink
4) What is your blood type?
Not sure.
5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Um... William Beckett :D
6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
I dunno. I mean, I hope no one's started one.
7) How do you feel about carrots?
Vegetables and I are not friends.
8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
6. But only 4 are actually used.
9) Which is the best Spice Girl?
Posh and you know it.
10) Do you know what time it is?
9:21.
11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Most :/
12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Freak out and worry that I'll starve
13) What's your favorite kind of gum?
Grape Hubba Bubba
15) Do you have a crush on anyone?
No
16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yes
17) Do you like to sleep?
LOVE it
18) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings Time?
No
19.
Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Of course
20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
...no. A pink car would be nice
21) What's something you've always wanted?
A brain
22) Do you have hairy legs?
No
24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Neither, thanks
25) Do you wear a lot of black?
Not a lot
26) Describe your hair?
Long, dark brown and pink (with bits of purple starting to show)
7) Do you have Entomophobia?
...*Googles* OH MY GOD YES!
28) Are you an adult?
I sure as hell don't act like one
9) Where is/are your best friend(s)?
At their houses?
30) Do you have a tan?
Um..nope
31) Are you a television addict?
I don't watch as much as I used to
32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yeah she's cool
33) Are you a sugar freak?
I've eaten so much chocolate in the past week
34) Do you like orange juice?
It's okay. Depends on what brand, with/without pulp.. Actually just give me Tang.
35) What sign are you?
Pisces
36) Where do you wish you were right now?
I actually don't mind where I am.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Mac. PC. Mac. PC. Mac. PC. WTF mannnnn.
Just when I decided that I'd take advantage of the Apple student discount and get a Macbook, I come across websites that encourage me to go for the Sony VAIO CR35 instead (my runner up). A part of me wants to give the Macbook a go because I keep hearing "it just works! The OS is more stable! iMovie! Photo Booth!", but I want to get another PC because I'm damn lazy and want to stick to what I know. Plus the VAIOs are sexayyy and come in pink.
My needs:
I tried a mud mask today. My skin feels nice and clean, not oily at all. I really need to find some new skincare products. Clinique was okay, but I still got spots and my nose was like Blackhead City.
My aunty gave me some American chocolate yesterday- Milky Way, Milky Way Midnight, Snickers, Twix and 3 Musketeers. Funny thing is that Milky Way is just like a Mars Bar, and 3 Musketeers is pretty much Australian Milky Way in a different wrapper.
Man. When will my dad realise that the N word is offensive?
My needs:
- Generous hard drive
- Good battery life
- Memory card reader (MemoryStick and SD)
- DVD reader and writer
- 14" screen is fine
I tried a mud mask today. My skin feels nice and clean, not oily at all. I really need to find some new skincare products. Clinique was okay, but I still got spots and my nose was like Blackhead City.
My aunty gave me some American chocolate yesterday- Milky Way, Milky Way Midnight, Snickers, Twix and 3 Musketeers. Funny thing is that Milky Way is just like a Mars Bar, and 3 Musketeers is pretty much Australian Milky Way in a different wrapper.
Man. When will my dad realise that the N word is offensive?
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
Two good eBay wins that I forgot about
What? Strapless blue and cream Cooper St dress
When? ...
Where? eBay
Price? Won it for $28
Why? Good bargain, seller looked after it well.. and I needed something to wear to an upcoming Christening. :P
What? Tan-coloured strapless dress (looks white in the pic)
When? Same day as the other dress, whenever it was
Where? eBay
Price? Won it for $13.50
Why? The animals at the end of the dress totally won me over.
No, I will not name this post 'These Boots Are Made For Walkin'". That's lame.
When? Probably a month or two ago
Where? eBay
Price? Seller bought them for $159, I won the auction and paid $78.50 (lol)
Why? Because they're goooorgeous. Good bargain too. The heel is a bitch though. I'll have to wear them to occasions and events that require minimal walking.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
The time we should be thinking about Jesus' suffering, but end up eating our weight in chocolate
Wonder what kind of Easter eggs/bunnies I'm getting. I want one of those Kinder bunnies. Mmm.
The Passion of The Christ was on last night and once again, I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole film. Poor Jesus. He made such a big painful sacrifice so I could live, yet here I am being a selfish materialistic glutton idiot. Sorry God. :/
Gumboots!
What? Gumboots :D
When? Two weeks ago
Where? Pumpkin Patch, Westfield Parramatta
Price? I think they were around $35
Why? Because I had been wearing heeled boots that day, and my feet were killing me.
Sucks to be 20
..but if it means celebrating and eating awesome food, then whatever. It's cool.
What? Fettucine carbonara (looks gross but was diviiiine), American (cheese and spicy pepperoni) and The Lot pizzas, and a Chocolate Mud Log
When? My 20th birthday (the 19th)
Where? Quiet dinner at home, fettucine and pizzas from La Porchetta in Blacktown, and cake from Michel's Patisserie
What? Fettucine carbonara (looks gross but was diviiiine), American (cheese and spicy pepperoni) and The Lot pizzas, and a Chocolate Mud Log
When? My 20th birthday (the 19th)
Where? Quiet dinner at home, fettucine and pizzas from La Porchetta in Blacktown, and cake from Michel's Patisserie
I ♥ Mr Men and Little Miss!
What? An orange Mr Happy shirt and a blue Little Miss Shy shirt
When? That day I was meant to be at Uni Orientation
Where? SES, Macquarie Centre
Price? Mr Happy was $9.95 and I think Little Miss Shy was $6.95
Why? Because you can never have too many shirts with characters on them.
And while we're on the subject of Mr Men and Little Miss, look what Mike got me for my 20th birthday!
Thursday, March 13, 2008
I'm trying to send a ringtone I made to my phone, but Bigpond MMS is being a fucktard. Grrr.
Speaking of fucktards, I can't believe what a dumbass (Bb. Pilipinas '08 winner) Janina San Miguel is. If Bb. Pilipinas winners are meant to represent Filipina women, we have such a unbelievably poor example this year. I know, I know.. it's mostly a beauty pageant, but my God. Brains should always rank higher than looks. But oh well. If anything, it inspires me to keep learning and focus on my own grey matter.
I can't believe I'm coming to the end of my third week at Macquarie. I've read so much.. but I wonder how much I'm actually taking in. To make the text easier to read, I bit the bullet last night and started highlighting my readers. I was reluctant to highlight because I was planning to sell my books on textbookexchange at the end of the semester.. Guess I'll have to list them as being in 'Good' condition instead of 'Excellent'. Less money back for me..boo.
I'm now 100% familiar with where all my classrooms and lecture theatres are. My Mondays suck because I have 5 hours of classes and no breaks. I have to snack really quickly while I'm walking to the next class. And as everyone who knows me well knows, I like to eat slowly and really enjoy what I'm eating. The burgers from the uni food court are awesome though. I just realised I won't be able to have one tomorrow, because Lent means I can't eat red meat on Fridays.
I can't believe I'll be turning 20 in less than a week. Has it really been a year since my last birthday? lol. I have a feeling I'll keep forgetting about my blasted b-day. I bet someone will send me a birthday text on Wednesday morning, and I'll remember then.
Speaking of fucktards, I can't believe what a dumbass (Bb. Pilipinas '08 winner) Janina San Miguel is. If Bb. Pilipinas winners are meant to represent Filipina women, we have such a unbelievably poor example this year. I know, I know.. it's mostly a beauty pageant, but my God. Brains should always rank higher than looks. But oh well. If anything, it inspires me to keep learning and focus on my own grey matter.
I can't believe I'm coming to the end of my third week at Macquarie. I've read so much.. but I wonder how much I'm actually taking in. To make the text easier to read, I bit the bullet last night and started highlighting my readers. I was reluctant to highlight because I was planning to sell my books on textbookexchange at the end of the semester.. Guess I'll have to list them as being in 'Good' condition instead of 'Excellent'. Less money back for me..boo.
I'm now 100% familiar with where all my classrooms and lecture theatres are. My Mondays suck because I have 5 hours of classes and no breaks. I have to snack really quickly while I'm walking to the next class. And as everyone who knows me well knows, I like to eat slowly and really enjoy what I'm eating. The burgers from the uni food court are awesome though. I just realised I won't be able to have one tomorrow, because Lent means I can't eat red meat on Fridays.
I can't believe I'll be turning 20 in less than a week. Has it really been a year since my last birthday? lol. I have a feeling I'll keep forgetting about my blasted b-day. I bet someone will send me a birthday text on Wednesday morning, and I'll remember then.
My seriously weird dream from last night..in point form!
- I was at work, and had to clean Cinema 4 by myself.
- Just about every seat had a popcorn box on the floor in front of it.
- I ran around and grabbed as many as I could.
- The lights went down.
- The trailers started playing.
- A bazillion people started coming in.
- I thought 'fuck it'. And told the customers that there wasn't anything I could do because no one came to help me.
- A couple of minutes later a manager told me he was in there and said he asked each customer how their experience was. I thought he was going to tell me off, but surprisingly none of the customers
complainedgave feedback. - Then all of a sudden I was no longer at work.
- Mom was driving a bus and I was the only passenger.
- She started speeding.
- The bus almost hit the stationary army green Jeep in front.
- Mom and I were freaked out.
- Then I was in a house that was definitely not mine.
- But I was on the phone.
- I was talking to a friend I still talk to every now and then, but I'm not so close to anymore.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Another quiz because I'm bored
1. What color is your bra?
pink
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
...i don't really have a preference. if you're hot, you're hot.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
always :D
5. Do you have a best friend?
yes
7. who was the last person you hugged?
Mike
8. Have you ever had your heart broken?
...
9. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
yes.. but i wouldn't. the pain, the cost, knowing that those aren't really your boobs/nose/chin? ("those aren't boobs, they're lies!")
11. Do you shop at hollister?
no
12. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
no
13. have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
no
14. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
girls
15. How long have you had myspace?
late 2006
16. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
YES
17. What are your biggest fears?
bugs, heights, drowning
18. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?
no
19. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
...
20. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
of course
21. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?
yes
22. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
wtf yes?
23. Do you ever wish you were famous?
sometimes
24. Are you currently missing someone?
yes (lol wtf this question always comes up)
pink
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
...i don't really have a preference. if you're hot, you're hot.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
always :D
5. Do you have a best friend?
yes
7. who was the last person you hugged?
Mike
8. Have you ever had your heart broken?
...
9. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
yes.. but i wouldn't. the pain, the cost, knowing that those aren't really your boobs/nose/chin? ("those aren't boobs, they're lies!")
11. Do you shop at hollister?
no
12. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
no
13. have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
no
14. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
girls
15. How long have you had myspace?
late 2006
16. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
YES
17. What are your biggest fears?
bugs, heights, drowning
18. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?
no
19. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
...
20. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
of course
21. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?
yes
22. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
wtf yes?
23. Do you ever wish you were famous?
sometimes
24. Are you currently missing someone?
yes (lol wtf this question always comes up)
Quiz #2340983597459
1. Do you like chinese food?
yes. crispy skin chicken...yummm.
2. How big is your bed?
double.
3. Is your room clean?
it's alright
4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
lappy
5. Favorite comedian?
um.. Danny Bhoy's pretty cool. and Arj Barker. Anh Do gets annoying.. he only ever has one punchline- "something something something...dim shims!"
6. Do you smoke?
no
7. Does anyone like you?
yes'm
8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
uh...her..uh..power?
10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
with...there's no excuse not to. if it's hot, turn the air-con on. actually, wait there is an excuse not to. uuuurgh get my mind out of the gutter.
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
Cupcakes
12. Do long distance relationships work?
i guess it depends
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
none
14. Pancakes or French Toast?
pancakes man. especially macca's ones. fluffyyyyy.
15. Do you like coffee?
no
16. How do you like your eggs?
i call them scrambled, but i think other people will call it a plain omelette.
17. Do you believe in astrology?
yes
18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Mike
19. Last person on your missed call list?
my mom..the foodcourt can be LOUD.
20. What was the last text message you received?
Katrina, agreeing that work sucks.
21. McDonalds or Burger King?
Macca's
22. Number of pillows?
2..but 1 can be fine.
23. Last thing you ate?
cinnamon donut
24. Last thing you bought?
bus ticket..before that, donuts and a milkshake. mmm.
25. What are you wearing right now?
wifebeater and pyjama shorts
26. Pick a lyric?
nine in the afternoooooooon...your eyes are the size of the moooooooooooon...dipfhiewbgfek so you dooooo...
27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
none. chicken and mayo toasted sandwich, kthx
28. Can you play pool?
no
29. Do you know how to swim?
not really
30. Favorite ice cream?
Baskin Robbins!!!! rocky road is friggin awesome.
31. Do you like maps?
yes, but GPS is mad
32. Tell me a random fact:
i saw a woman walking around Westfield today wearing only a bikini and Havs. skinny headturning bitch.
33. Ever had a hard on at work?
sorry, i am penis-less
34. Ever attend a theme party?
no
35. Ever do a keg stand?
no
36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking?
i don't drink
37. What is your favorite season?
Summer
38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
umm.. the earliest one i can remember is Save The Best For Last by Vanessa Williams.. and Can We Talk by Tevin Campbell
39. Pick a movie quote:
It's so hot.. milk was a bad choice!
40. Favorite quote:
there are lotssssss
41. What is your favorite hangout?
...
42. Best friend's name?
Mike
43. How long have you known them?
2 years 7 months
44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
can't remember
45. What time did you wake up this morning?
10
47. Best thing about winter?
nothing
48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
pink, blue, purple, white
49. How old are you?
19.. gonna turn 20 soon.. omg
50. What month is your birthday in?
March
51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
overrated but zomg they're real, so don't talk shit
52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one?)
i love Marty Simpson's cover of American Baby
53. What are you doing this weekend?
i just worked.. i'll probably spend the rest of the weekend studying for my Spanish assessment and doing all the readings i should've done last week
54. Who will take this survey?
...
yes. crispy skin chicken...yummm.
2. How big is your bed?
double.
3. Is your room clean?
it's alright
4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
lappy
5. Favorite comedian?
um.. Danny Bhoy's pretty cool. and Arj Barker. Anh Do gets annoying.. he only ever has one punchline- "something something something...dim shims!"
6. Do you smoke?
no
7. Does anyone like you?
yes'm
8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
uh...her..uh..power?
10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
with...there's no excuse not to. if it's hot, turn the air-con on. actually, wait there is an excuse not to. uuuurgh get my mind out of the gutter.
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
Cupcakes
12. Do long distance relationships work?
i guess it depends
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
none
14. Pancakes or French Toast?
pancakes man. especially macca's ones. fluffyyyyy.
15. Do you like coffee?
no
16. How do you like your eggs?
i call them scrambled, but i think other people will call it a plain omelette.
17. Do you believe in astrology?
yes
18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Mike
19. Last person on your missed call list?
my mom..the foodcourt can be LOUD.
20. What was the last text message you received?
Katrina, agreeing that work sucks.
21. McDonalds or Burger King?
Macca's
22. Number of pillows?
2..but 1 can be fine.
23. Last thing you ate?
cinnamon donut
24. Last thing you bought?
bus ticket..before that, donuts and a milkshake. mmm.
25. What are you wearing right now?
wifebeater and pyjama shorts
26. Pick a lyric?
nine in the afternoooooooon...your eyes are the size of the moooooooooooon...dipfhiewbgfek so you dooooo...
27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
none. chicken and mayo toasted sandwich, kthx
28. Can you play pool?
no
29. Do you know how to swim?
not really
30. Favorite ice cream?
Baskin Robbins!!!! rocky road is friggin awesome.
31. Do you like maps?
yes, but GPS is mad
32. Tell me a random fact:
i saw a woman walking around Westfield today wearing only a bikini and Havs. skinny headturning bitch.
33. Ever had a hard on at work?
sorry, i am penis-less
34. Ever attend a theme party?
no
35. Ever do a keg stand?
no
36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking?
i don't drink
37. What is your favorite season?
Summer
38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
umm.. the earliest one i can remember is Save The Best For Last by Vanessa Williams.. and Can We Talk by Tevin Campbell
39. Pick a movie quote:
It's so hot.. milk was a bad choice!
40. Favorite quote:
there are lotssssss
41. What is your favorite hangout?
...
42. Best friend's name?
Mike
43. How long have you known them?
2 years 7 months
44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
can't remember
45. What time did you wake up this morning?
10
47. Best thing about winter?
nothing
48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
pink, blue, purple, white
49. How old are you?
19.. gonna turn 20 soon.. omg
50. What month is your birthday in?
March
51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
overrated but zomg they're real, so don't talk shit
52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one?)
i love Marty Simpson's cover of American Baby
53. What are you doing this weekend?
i just worked.. i'll probably spend the rest of the weekend studying for my Spanish assessment and doing all the readings i should've done last week
54. Who will take this survey?
...
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Just a couple of things.
- If you have a loud car and drive at double the speed limit, I will not be impressed and will automatically assume you have a small penis.
- If you are a male high school student and you disrespect older people, try to fight people for no real reason, walk around town like you fucking own the place and the word 'bro' is in your everyday vocabulary, you deserve to be whipped around the legs until you are swimming in your own blood. It will make up for all those years your parents didn't discipline you. Stop being a dickhead.
- Stop fucking asking for comments on your myspace pictures. If people want to comment, they will. So shut the fuck up. It's like you're saying "awww hey I know I look good in this pic, but I just want to hear it from you teeheeheehee!!!!111!!!1!"
- OMG this unbelievably lame scabby buttinski girl was on the bus yesterday. I didn't know if she was drunk, stoned or really retarded. "Are you talking about Guitar Hero? They should make violin hero.. trumpet hero..and electric guitar hero.."
- Samantha Who? is so not funny. How come this shit is still on, and why aren't Psych and Don't Forget The Lyrics on anymore?! And why does Smallville have to be on Ten HD?! And and and and why can't we have Gossip Girl on free-to-air?!!!
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
My most favourite princess story EVER
As recited by my Cultural Studies lecturer today..
The Independent Princess
Once upon a time, in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed froglegs seasoned in a white wine and cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought:
"I don't fucking think so."
And she lived happily ever after.
The end.
Once upon a time, in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed froglegs seasoned in a white wine and cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought:
"I don't fucking think so."
And she lived happily ever after.
The end.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Ahhh. My first week of uni is over. While I don't think uni is 'ZOMG so amazingggggg' and I'd want to go everyday, it's still great. The units I've chosen have been so interesting. I actually paid attention to the whole Linguistics lecture yesterday- one whole hour without being distracted!
Textbooks are a pain in the ass to buy though. Since I haven't been getting many shifts at work (and if I do, they're a measly fucking three hours.. so I get about $40 for that), I've had to ask my parents to lend me money. Well, it's not really lending. My mom says that she's my parent, so she doesn't really have a choice if there's something I need, and she's been buying me things for years anyway. I can't wait for tax refund time. Only about four more months... yay!
I got my boots. My sister seems to enjoy walking in them more than I do. The heels are so damn high, I think I'll save them for special occasions. Or events that require minimal walking. They were quite uncomfortable to walk in yesterday, I didn't know if it was because they needed to be broken in or because I'm not used to wearing heels. Oh well. Doesn't matter because now I have... GUMBOOTS! Finally! Well, they're not the kind I was dreaming of (plain black and knee-high), but they'll do. I found them at Pumpkin Patch. lol. They're mid-calf, purple and have blue hearts and blue rainbow-like arcs on them. Size 35. I also wanted a cute pink pair of casual flats, but they were too tight on the left foot and too loose on the right. I know everyone says 'yeah one foot is always bigger than the other' but mine are seriously two different sizes.
I saw Meet The Spartans yesterday. It was as shitty as I expected it to be. The only part I really liked was the American Idol parody. With Sanjaya and the crying pigtailed girl. LOL. And Ryan Seacrest voluntarily jumping into the pit of death. ("Seacrest ooouuuuuuutttt!")
A girl I went to primary school with has sent me a friend request on facebook. I'm thinking 'Hello?! What's wrong with you? We were never really friends, why would I want to add you?' This is the girl that got mad at me in year 3 because I wrote using two lines, while she only wrote on one. Seriously.
Got home at about 1am this morning. Last night, I went to a family friend's birthday party. He was introducing my dad to one of his friends, and when he got to me, he forgot my name. Wanker.
Anyways! I'm going to go eat because it's 12:30 and I didn't have breakfast.
Textbooks are a pain in the ass to buy though. Since I haven't been getting many shifts at work (and if I do, they're a measly fucking three hours.. so I get about $40 for that), I've had to ask my parents to lend me money. Well, it's not really lending. My mom says that she's my parent, so she doesn't really have a choice if there's something I need, and she's been buying me things for years anyway. I can't wait for tax refund time. Only about four more months... yay!
I got my boots. My sister seems to enjoy walking in them more than I do. The heels are so damn high, I think I'll save them for special occasions. Or events that require minimal walking. They were quite uncomfortable to walk in yesterday, I didn't know if it was because they needed to be broken in or because I'm not used to wearing heels. Oh well. Doesn't matter because now I have... GUMBOOTS! Finally! Well, they're not the kind I was dreaming of (plain black and knee-high), but they'll do. I found them at Pumpkin Patch. lol. They're mid-calf, purple and have blue hearts and blue rainbow-like arcs on them. Size 35. I also wanted a cute pink pair of casual flats, but they were too tight on the left foot and too loose on the right. I know everyone says 'yeah one foot is always bigger than the other' but mine are seriously two different sizes.
I saw Meet The Spartans yesterday. It was as shitty as I expected it to be. The only part I really liked was the American Idol parody. With Sanjaya and the crying pigtailed girl. LOL. And Ryan Seacrest voluntarily jumping into the pit of death. ("Seacrest ooouuuuuuutttt!")
A girl I went to primary school with has sent me a friend request on facebook. I'm thinking 'Hello?! What's wrong with you? We were never really friends, why would I want to add you?' This is the girl that got mad at me in year 3 because I wrote using two lines, while she only wrote on one. Seriously.
Got home at about 1am this morning. Last night, I went to a family friend's birthday party. He was introducing my dad to one of his friends, and when he got to me, he forgot my name. Wanker.
Anyways! I'm going to go eat because it's 12:30 and I didn't have breakfast.
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