To all my friends (even if we're not close, at least one of these points will apply)

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I don't see you as often as I'd like.
I'm sorry I never know what to get you for your birthday/Christmas.
I'm sorry I sometimes cut you off while you're talking.
I'm sorry I try to teach you how to do things, thinking I know a better way, when you're fine.
I'm sorry I forget.
I'm sorry I never know how to make you feel better.
I'm sorry I'm useless.
I'm sorry I tell you things you don't care about.
I'm sorry I'm so bitchy.
I'm sorry I sometimes say offensive things.
I'm sorry I couldn't stay longer.
I'm sorry I stayed too long. (lol.)
I'm sorry I inconvenienced you, just so you could help me.
I'm sorry I sometimes go with what I want, instead of what you'd prefer.
I'm sorry I'm a smartass.
I'm sorry I ask too many questions.
I'm sorry I'm incapable of doing things myself.
I'm sorry I'm embarrassing.
I'm sorry I'm not smart enough.

But thank you.

Thank you for your awesome and thoughtful presents, even though what I give isn't as great.
Thank you for letting me speak and not slapping me when I accidentally interrupt.
Thank you for kindly teaching me how to do things better.
Thank you for reminding me.
Thank you for caring.
Thank you for making me feel better.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you for being so nice.
Thank you for that great conversation.
Thank you for keeping me company.
Thank you for giving up your time just for me.
Thank you for making me smile/laugh.
Thank you for warning me when I'm about to embarrass myself.
Thank you for politely answering my dumbass questions.
Thank you for helping me.
Thank you for forgiving me.
Thank you for always being there.