Reasons Why I Hate Cold Weather

• Food gets colder more quickly.
• In the words of that dolphin Snorky, "It's cold, it's wet. Every morning I wake up phlegmy."
• Most of my wardrobe is suited to warm weather.
• Havaianas can't be worn unless you want your toes to freeze and fall off.
  
• You're asking for tonsillitis if you dare to eat ice cream.
  
• It's so damn hard to get out of bed.
• It's even harder to decide when you're really finished in the shower. I tend to just stand there under the warm water for a couple more minutes.
  
• You can't rely on the air to dry your tresses anymore, unless you're happy to wait a couple of hours.
  
• Runny noses.
• Cold/flu.
• Sneezing, coughing and sniffling.
  
• Germsssssss.
• The cold air induces loneliness.
• Lack of motivation.
• Frozen fingers make it hard to write in the morning.
• Dry skin.
• We endure shitty temperatures, but Sydney doesn't even get rewarded with snow.