This week I was...

• not bothered to go out. I believe I have spent less than an hour outside.
• amused that on Getaway, Natalie Gruzlewski picked up a knock-off Coach bag and said "Prada".
• gagging while watching Eat To Save Your Life. Gunther von Hagens is amazing though.
• slowly reading Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Honestly, it's not as 'unputdownable' as I thought it'd be.
• grossed out by Two and a Half Men. It's not funny and I shudder at all the blatant sexual references. It's fucking 7pm. Little kids are still awake. Axe that shit.
• appalled that Numbers is still on. WTF.
• pleased to see that Michael C. Hall earned an Emmy nomination. He deserves to win. I don't love James Spader anymore.
• wondering what to do with my tax refund. I've now decided I shall get my teeth whitened.
• opening and closing my fridge and cupboards, expecting food to magically appear. lol.