Weirdest Spam Emails Ever

From: "Dania Eneida"
Subject: "No Study! Buy University D1ploma/Degree/Bacheloor/MBAa/PhDd & Deliver to you..."
Snippet: "It cost you NOTHING!"

OMG. All this time I've been wasting at Macquarie.. when I could get my "Bacheloor" for "NOTHING!" And why on Earth didn't my GP stay at medical school to achieve a "PhDd" instead of just a PhD? Come on, doc.

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From: "Selmeczki"
Subject: "Son Stabbed To Death, Mother Injured"
Snippet: "Boy kills cats and eats them"

...Well that was an interesting segue.

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From: "Looman"
Subject: "Britney Spears Announces Third Pregnancy"
Snippet: "You are given a warning letter from the IT department"

With a name like Looman, he ought to be a plumber. I think I'll be contacting the "IT department" to tell them about the shit (heh) that Loo is flooding (heh heh) everyone's inboxes with.

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From: "Doucette"
Subject: "Anne Hathaway dairies seized by FBI"
Snippet: "X-Files set to open with bigger success than Dark Knight"

How on Earth did the FBI fit all those cows into their evidence lockers? And a movie bigger than The Dark Knight? Puh-lease.

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From: "Dyke"
Subject: "Spongebob Denies Reports That He's Gay"
Snippet: "Gay Men Perceive Each Other As Homophobic"

...LOL. Just....LOL.

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From: "Futoma"
Subject: "Your bank information may be compromised"
Snippet: "Look at him, such good looks make him popular with the girls."

Uh...okay buddy, are you going to help me with my banking security or what?